Buffy Season 2: My Opinion

Dear Joss Whedon,

I have finished Buffy the Vampire Slayer season two.

I love if you know nothing of BTVS, how weird Giles looks. Creepster.

I liked it. Duh. The first season was good but the second season really seemed a bit more solid. It had more continuity and a little less of the monster of the week feel. So Mr. Whedon, I hope you do not mind me judging your creation. Let's consider it an award show, but instead of one of those Emmys you deserved but did not attain, you get a Josh's nod of approval.

I even dress up for the occasion.

Favorite episode

"Halloween"

There were so many good episodes I debated on from "School Hard" to "Innocence" to "Becoming." It was a good season. I decided to go with "Halloween" because out of all the episodes it is the one I most want to watch again right now.  It was fun. I am a big fan of episodes that change the playing field. Seeing Xander as a soldier and Buffy as a scared 18th-century noble woman.

Also it highlights one of my favorite things about the series, BTVS does not forget details. 

Who would have thought anything from this episode would carry on once the credits rolled? Yet Xander becoming a solider became an important part of several future episodes. 

So good job Mr. Whedon. Your attention to detail ruins other shows for me just a little bit more.

Least favorite episode

"Go Fish"

I just wasn't digging the high school kids turned into creatures from the black lagoon. Reminded me more of a Are You Afraid of the Dark episode than Buffy, well except for more implied rape, I'll talk about that in a minute.

Favorite moment

"Innocence" 

A rocket launcher!

Yes, it is obvious but how can you have a different favorite moment than Buffy using a rocket launcher on a demon? After countless hand to hand combats it was kind of cathartic to just see her blow the new all powerful baddie apart.

Least favorite moment

"Ted"

Wow, that Three's Company finale really had a twist.

I just disliked when Ted is found out to be a robot. Not that I wanted Buffy to kill someone but I was really interested in seeing the show tackle such a complicated topic.  Does she have the right to use her powers to kill a human even if they are evil? I felt the air go out of the episode when it was revealed he was a robot. All the possibilities were gone when it turned out just to be another "monster" that she should be fine with killing. 

Most disturbing moment

"Go Fish"

In the episode the coach throws Buffy down a hole where his former team who are now water monsters are so they can take care of their other needs AKA rape her. They are already full from eating someone else so this was implied to be Buffy's purpose. Buffy escapes and then the coach gets knocked in and we get this scene.

COACH MARTIN 

Boys! Boys, uh, now, now, boys! No! I... 

They attack him.

COACH MARTIN

No, boys!

He screams and struggles as they pull him 

under. Buffy pulls her arm back up.

BUFFY

Those boys really love their coach.

I can never look at fish sticks the same way. You can? Remind me to 

turn down your next invite to Red Lobster, pervert. Heh.

Favorite line

"Surprise"

So many choices. This was the hardest thing to decide. Even when a episode was a bit off you could always count on some good dialogue. I am sure when I rewatch this season my choice will change for now my favorite quote belongs to Xander and his mocking of the possible end of the Angel/Buffy relationship.

Xander: 

Hmm, it's sad, granted. But let's look at the upside for a moment. I 

mean, what kind of a future would she've really had with him? She's 

got 2 jobs -- Denny's waitress by day, Slayer by night -- and Angel's 

always in front of the TV with a big blood belly, and he's dreamin' 

of the glory days when Buffy still thought this whole creature of the 

night routine was a big turn-on.

Classic Xander. So thanks for season two of Buffy, Mr. Whedon. I will save you a seat up front for season 3's award show. That is if I ever can stop watching long enough to write about it. I am so addicted. I am just glad you can't fit in a syringe or I might really be in some trouble. 

Take care. -Josh Flowers

So sleepy

Dear Joss Whedon,
How many hours of sleep do you get a night? I'd like to know so that I can begin to adjust my own patterns similarly. My new theory on how to become like my role models is to mimic their sleep cycles so that I can wake up with my brain on the same functioning level as theirs. It would be great if you  could take the next week to document your productivity levels after each night of sleep.
Don't forget to include naps, and you should probably describe the environment.
It would be great if you could document dreams as well. They aren't crucial to my new theory. I am simply curious.
Do you think the way Spike sleeps on a concrete slab is comfortable? He may be a vampire, but really? He's fine with that?

But I must digress. I am incredibly tired at the moment (which seems like a good explanation for why I am inquiring about your sleep cycles.)

I am hoping to have sweet dreams of slaying vampires and then singing about it in my blog.


                                                       Good night,
                                                  Erin Michele Gabbard

Buffy is Slaying My Life

Walls. Buffy's true nemesis.

Dear Joss Whedon,

Guess who writes letters to your royal Whedoness yet has not seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the very thing you are most known for? This guy.

Guilty

It's not that I haven't been interested before but I just never got around to it. I remember seeing it around in high school and thinking it was too girly (wrong). I remember having friends in college who were really really into it but unfortunately they did not persuade me as they were also really really annoying.

Like your relationship with Fox.

That kind of annoying.

At 145 episodes it seemed like quite the task. But since we have built such a great friendship (call me Joshua) and I have enjoyed your other work so much I finally decided to give Buffy a chance. Unfortunately, I also planned on still having a life. Mistake.

Buffy...

That picture is me shortly after rolling out of bed this morning. I have become a vampire myself but instead of blood I feast on Buffy episodes and the daylight I avoid is called having a life. I have been possessed by the demon known as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 

I should have seen this coming. I can be a bit obsessive. I have already rushed through season 1 (you were still figuring it out) and I am in the middle of season 2 (Spike, yay). I even perused ebay for a Buffy poster worthy of watching over my computer desk.

Close but where is the stake?

To not completely destroy my life I have had to make deals with myself. Right now my fangs are hungry to sink themselves into another episode but I will not allow myself such pleasure until I finish my chores. One of them was finishing a short film script and another is this letter that you are reading right now. Not that writing to you is a chore (call me Josh) it is just everything that is not me watching Buffy seems a bit duller.

Will I be able to keep BTVS at bay and get some work done or will I give into my baser desires and become just another victim in Buffonia? Tune in next time! Speaking of which I think I have earned myself another Buffy episode. I will talk more about BTVS as I go along so at this current rate expect my full report by Thursday. Thanks for creating such a great show. -Josh (Call me whatever you want but do call me, heh.)

We need an exorcist to cast the Whedon out.